Sunday, March 22, 2009

Birthday Poem for Antonio Rat-onio

Feliz Cumpleano
Dear brother Antonio
Enjoy this bottled gift

It's Tequila Tezon
Cabroncito Fregon
and a sip will give you a lift

It can make you see double
It can get you in trouble
It makes you less smart than you think

It makes dumbness profound
And bad jokes abound
But no worries, enjoy a drink!